Why should we tighten
What we wanted to l(o)ose
In the first place?
Satisfaction is not dependent
On the length, breadth or depth...
Its the performance that counts
Whats on your mind
Gets translated into actions
Its the skill that
Heightens and dampens
To get you on the top
Or to blow your mind off!!!
---{A new product called 18Again, a vaginal tightening cream has been launched in India. The above lines say what I think as do many other Indian women.}
For - G-man
What we wanted to l(o)ose
In the first place?
Satisfaction is not dependent
On the length, breadth or depth...
Its the performance that counts
Whats on your mind
Gets translated into actions
Its the skill that
Heightens and dampens
To get you on the top
Or to blow your mind off!!!
---{A new product called 18Again, a vaginal tightening cream has been launched in India. The above lines say what I think as do many other Indian women.}
For - G-man
18Again? Really? Just shoot me now so I don't have to tollerate such nonsense. LOL!! I loved your poem though...it gives blowing your mind off a new twist;)
ReplyDeleteJanu, your poem is the perfect commentary for this silly product. Outstanding imagery!
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
omg...seriously? that is crazy...i am sure there are side affects as well...ugh...and there will surely be men that try to get their lovers to....all because they lack the skill...
ReplyDeleteJanu...?
ReplyDeleteIs there a problem with large gaping
vagina's in India?
I wonder if 18again comes in Curry or Jasmine scented?
Loved your Loosy Goosy 55.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
This product, and also the Blogadda contest around it, really got people's creative juices flowing. I have really yet to come across a post that supports the product wholeheartedly!
ReplyDeleteI am not sure if you participated in the contest. Anyway, I didn't, because I felt my post was too R-rated! Do check it out if you get a chance.
Nice to connect with you.
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Janu, that was absolutely brilliant. Well done girl.
ReplyDeleteDear Poetess,
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janu, your link over at dVerse seems broken...leads to a non-existant page and can't find your poem..maybe you can link again?
ReplyDeletehey i thought i saw a post @dverse...smiles....
ReplyDeleteWhat a silly product! Was it designed by a man? Great poem Janaki!
ReplyDeleteridiculous product .. WHO are buying all these products
ReplyDeleteBikram's